The Amazing Son-in-Law [The Charismatic Charlie Wade]

Chapter: 5259

“It’s not normal!” Qian Hongyan said very resolutely: “It’s all working days, the data will not fluctuate too much, and if we want to make more money, we must ensure that the data has been rising steadily. Downhill, that is definitely a very dangerous signal. If it falls by two or three percentage points every day, it will not take long before we will be beaten back to the original shape, so we must find a way to let our data rise again and continue to rush forward. high.”

Xiao Changqian asked: “My wife, do you have any good ideas?”

Qian Hongyan said coldly: “I’ve been thinking about it for the past two days. Those scumbags in the live broadcast room may be a little tired of watching you two paralyzed in bed. I plan to change the script a little bit starting tomorrow. .”

Xiao Chang hurriedly asked: “Honey, what script do you want to change?”

Qian Hongyan said calmly: “I checked the Internet, and it seems that pancreatic cancer has the highest mortality rate. I checked some early symptoms of pancreatic cancer online, and the most prominent features are weight loss and skin jaundice. I plan to start tomorrow. Control your diet well. You should try to lose a dozen or twenty catties in a short period of time. At that time, I will find some foundation for you to draw a sallow and thinner face. At that time, all you have to do is to behave more and more in front of the camera. The weaker you are, the worse you will be in the live broadcast room, and the culprits will definitely find out that something is wrong with you. Since I asked you to check it out, I will stop the broadcast for a day or two, and then forge a medical record of your diagnosis of pancreatic cancer. It’s going to be even worse.”

Xiao Changqian was so frightened that he shivered all over, and blurted out: “My wife…you let me pretend that I have pancreatic cancer, isn’t it a bit unlucky…”

As he said that, Xiao Changqian submissively said again: “Look, my wife… I’m not a feudal superstition. The key is to go on a diet to lose weight. My body is already recovering. If you don’t let me eat enough, when will I have to eat?” Only then can we recover…”

Qian Hongyan frowned in disgust and asked, “You think it’s your turn to express your opinion on this matter? I’m just notifying you!”

After finishing speaking, she looked at Mrs. Xiao and said coldly: “Starting tomorrow, I will cut his meal in half!”

“Okay, okay…Don’t worry, Hongyan, I will definitely do it!” Mrs. Xiao could only nod her head in agreement at this time.

Xiao Changqian’s face turned pale immediately, he knew very well in his heart that he was still in the recovery period, and he couldn’t eat by himself at all, and had to rely on his elderly mother to feed him mouthful by spoonful, if the old mother stuck him directly from the source There is nothing I can do about my appetite.

In desperation, he could only sigh, and said, “Okay, Hong Yan, I’ll listen to you!”

Qian Hongyan hummed, then turned to look at Xiao Hailong, and said, “Now the most popular saying on the Internet is that the hemp rope is only broken at the fine point, and bad luck only finds the poor. Just because your dad pretended to have pancreatic cancer It’s not enough, it’s better if you also have some more serious disease, I see that there are quite a lot of young people suffering from uremia, so you can start tomorrow and find out the feeling of uremia patients step by step.”

“Uremia…” Xiao Hailong said with a blank face: “But I don’t know how uremia patients feel…”

Qian Hongyan said lightly: “Search on the short video website, there must be a lot of related videos, we must imitate well, the more similar the imitation, the better!”

Xiao Hailong hurriedly asked: “Does uremia also need to control diet?”

Qian Hongyan said contemptuously: “I have no common sense at all. The typical symptom of uremia is edema, and the whole body will become swollen. Starting tomorrow, drink plenty of water every day, but be careful not to increase the speed of drinking water all at once. It’s too fast, it’s better to do it little by little, gradually showing edema. You and your dad have to make a good time to cooperate. First, he is getting thinner and discovers pancreatic cancer. After the play is over, you will start to show obvious edema , and then diagnosed with uremia, so the full-short video platform looks worse than ours, and I’m afraid we won’t be able to find another one! At that time, why worry about not making enough money?”

As soon as Xiao Hailong heard this, he knew that he would suffer a lot.

He is now bedridden due to paralysis, and can only use a urine bag every day. In order to avoid trouble and embarrassment, he usually drinks less water subconsciously, but his mother makes him gradually increase his water intake. It is convenient and painful every day.

But he didn’t dare to disobey his mother, so he could only nod his head and say, “Okay mom, I understand… Don’t worry, I will do what you ask!”

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