“Brother Jiang, what are you doing?”
Jiang Qin shook the chicken in his hand: “I bought two chickens for ten yuan, and I will give you one. Take it back and let your mother stew it for you to eat.”
Guo Zihang looked at the door number of the zoo. Although he didn’t understand it, he was shocked: “Why do you take the animals with you when you go to the zoo?”
“I didn’t bring it, I bought it. It’s for feeding tigers in the zoo. A chicken costs eleven yuan in the market, but you buy their chicken to feed their tigers, so it’s half the price.”
“Then…then why don’t you feed the tiger?”
Jiang Qin’s eyes widened after hearing this: “Why should I feed the half-price chickens I bought to the tigers based on my ability?”
Guo Zihang opened his mouth and hesitated for a long time before speaking: “You are the wool of the zoo.”
“Cut the nonsense, do you want it?”
“Yes, I love eating chicken!”
Guo Zihang took the chicken handed over by Jiang Qin, tightened his grip on the chicken’s neck and took a look, his expression suddenly became very complicated.
He could imagine a scene where a tiger in a zoo checks its accounts with the administrator, only to find that the accounts don’t match up no matter how hard it is.
Tiger said I didn’t eat it, so don’t fucking accuse me!
The administrator said that if you don’t pay too much, that’s what you eat.
Tiger said it was reasonable for you to steal my chicken, since I didn’t eat it anyway.
The administrator said you didn’t eat the dog?
“Brother Jiang, why did you come to the zoo to buy chickens?”
“I plan to buy half-priced chickens in bulk, transport them quietly, and sell them to the market at a low price of ten yuan. Once sold, I can double the value.”
“Then why did you only buy two?”
“I made a visual inspection and found that the security guard at the entrance to the zoo is a bit strong. I don’t think I can beat him, so I asked you to be the vanguard and help me test his strength.”
“No, Brother Jiang, I’m the most cowardly, let alone fighting, I even stutter when I curse!”
“It’s useless stuff, just eat it!”
Jiang Qin put the chicken in his hand into a plastic bag, unscrewed the mineral water and took a sip.
It’s true that speculation can make money quickly, but it really can’t be done all the time. He doesn’t want to cause trouble, he just wants to stand and make money. Besides, this kind of petty trouble is really far from his goal of being reborn.
Jiang Qin stood up, handed his chicken to Guo Zihang, and asked him to help carry it back, while he rode to the next stop, the Jeju City Library.
He is now having a headache about the first pot of gold, but he has tried various methods to no avail.