“I decided to have a vigorous love affair.”
Cao Guangyu raised his eyes: “What you gained after failing the exam was to become a dog licker again?”
Ren Ziqiang’s face turned dark: “It’s not about being a licker, it’s about falling in love. Think about it, I don’t fall in love, I have no other bad habits except smoking, and in the end I failed the exam, wouldn’t I be at a great loss? It’s better to fall in love and then fail the exam, at least you can enjoy it.”
Zhou Chao was happy after hearing this: “But it wasn’t because you didn’t fall in love last semester because you were studying. It was because you couldn’t find a partner at all.”
“No matter what, I will definitely stand up this time and become the third person in the dormitory to have a girlfriend.”
“Old Ren, give me a cigarette.” Jiang Qin suddenly hooked his hand.
“?”
Jiang Qin took the cigarette back and said, “If you want to smoke, buy it yourself.”
Ren Ziqiang: “…”
After playing cards for more than an hour, the light rain outside the window still didn’t stop. The four of us didn’t plan to go out to eat, so we just ordered a group meal.
While waiting for the meal, Jiang Qin returned to the computer and checked his posts.
Sure enough, there are already more than a dozen replies displayed in the message area.
“Kissing is not allowed between good friends. Brother, I advise you to calm down.”
“I suspect that you are trying a very new friendship, but I want to tell you that this is unreasonable and give up your dirty thoughts immediately.”
“Good friends still want to kiss? It makes me laugh so hard.”
“Good friends can hold hands, and you can hug if you can, but kissing is definitely not allowed.”
“Are you perverted? People treat you as a friend, and you actually want to suck on their little mouth? Pull them out and break the dog’s legs!”
“I’m a gentleman, I don’t think it’s okay.”
Jiang Qin’s face was dark, and he opened their homepages one by one, and found that these “gentlemen” who had left messages had just been shouting for more photos of the school beauties, which they liked to see.
Damn it, it’s okay for you to have sex, but it’s not okay for me to kiss my good friend. Is there any fucking way to do this?
My computer fan is broken, just like a fucking tractor. Now I need to send it to be repaired. I am crying to death while typing on my mobile phone. Please give me a monthly ticket! ! ! !
The replies on the forum were all no, which made Jiang Qin silent for a while.
Isn’t it true that good friends can’t taste each other’s little mouths?
No, the number of responses must not be enough.